Saturday, October 31, 2015

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A HITLER...

LESSONS FROM ADOLF HITLER

Once upon a Time there was Hitler
1. Hitler had not got married
2. Hitler used to think that people of certain religion were enemies of the country
3. Hitler’s supporters could not tolerate any criticism against him/no dissent allowed
4. Hitler used to paint and sell colours in his childhood
5. All the means of publicity, newspapers, magazines were devoted to publicise Hitler
6. Hitler had crushed all Labour movements
7. Hitler used to call his rivals anti-nationals/traitors
8. Hitler had joined the Nazi party as an ordinary worker and gone on to finish all his rivals and had become the leader of the party
9. Hitler had come to power campaigning that he would end all problems in a jiffy
10. Hitler, after he came to power could not manage to end any problems, but he certainly managed to destroy Germany
11. Hitler had come up with a slogan to come to power---Good Times will Come—Acche din aayenge!
12. Hitler’s party when it won, he went to the German Parliament for the first time and cried profusely
13. Hitler had come to power by  lying
14. Hitler used to love dressing up and look good
15. Hitler had the consummate art of making lies look like truth
16. Hitler always used to say, I, me, I, me, I, me always
17. Hitler used to love giving speeches on Radio
18. Hitler used to have a lover whom he used to get spied on
19. Hitler always used in his speeches “friends, friends””(mitron, mitron)
20. Hitler used to love getting photographed
P.S: This post is just and ONLY about Hitler. 

1 comment:

Ankit Goyal said...

lol
Some parts are not right and most of them are emphasise just to make it related to a "Person" but still nice hilarious attempt. full marks.